These are the foul words that came spilling out of my adorable 4 year old….to my MOTHER! Yeah, that’s right. I’ve taught my child how to curse like a sailor. Nice, huh?
My mom brought Mr. A into the house yesterday and told him “tell you mother what you just told me.” To which he replied “I told grandma fucken-A because she squirted me with the hose and I didn’t want to be squirted.” I had to turn my head because I was so close to laughing! And then I marched him outside and proceeded to give him an ear full about how we do not talk like that!
Unfortunately, I DO talk like that. *blush* I am a certifiable sailor and now it’s rubbed off on my baby. I am now vowing to you and the World that I will stop talking like that. *sigh* LOL
The other day I bought a box of individule pudding for the kids. When Rhea got home and saw the box on the counter she said “Hey dad, where the F**k did that S**it come from”. I tried to be mad but it didnt work. I just laughed but couldnt be mad at her while I was laughing.