…by disgusting, grody boys! *UGH*
This morning, my darling 4 year old came at me laughing.
“Look at my teeth, mom!”
It looked like something dangling/stuck between his front teeth.
“What is that?”
“IT’S A BOOGER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH”
*I threw up a little bit in my mouth*
Then later in the same day, one of the darling 3 year olds came through.
*singing* “I’m naaaayked. See my peeeeenus”
He was grabbing his crotch and showing me his goods.
Let me assure you, they have not learned these things from their dad. Bob is the most non-gross, polite and respectful man I’ve ever known. He doesn’t laugh at his farts or encourage nasty behaviour. So this is all hard wired into their little nasty boy minds. *sigh*
Oh my! That’s too funny. My son loves to announce his farts and I don’t no clue where he gets it from.
Uh oh, are you sure those aren’t my husband’s kids? In fact they act just like my husband himself! My youngest boy is only 14 months and already giggles when he farts, thanks to daddy. My husband would probably sing that naked song all by himself. After a shower he sometimes runs into our room whipping off his towel and screaming “woooooo!” swinging his hips around and my son laughs and laughs. Sorry for the mental image, lol. So whenever you feel like your trapped by gross boys, think of me and you’ll feel better!
boys are so nasty! I know your pain, my dear.
HAhaha!
Oh my, I shouldn’t laugh, but the last bit I couldn’t help.
I know, just KNOW that one day’ll I’ll have a boy… who’ll be the same way.
GOOD LUCK!
I agree…I think it’s programmed into boys’ brains. I have two boys and they’ve both said similar things.