If you have a website, you get keyword searches to your site.  This is often a source of amusement for me because some of the keywords I get are crazy and often inappropriate.  As I get better with SEO (search engine optimization) I see better searches.  Sometimes, I find myself talking to my computer screen trying to “answer” these search inquiries.  So instead of talking to myself and looking like {more of} a crazy fool, I thought I would take a moment to answer some of your inquiries here.

These are actual terms plugged into a search engine. You can’t make this shit up.

amazing wooden toy

I’m not sure why or how this searched ended up on my blog, but maybe you are looking for my husband? (teehee)

horizon chocolate milk good for you?

I don’t know about this one.  Does anyone really think adding a bunch of chocolate and sugar to a drink is necessarily “good” for you?  I mean, it’s good for your soul, but I don’t think that’s the question.

arousal makes me numb

Wow.  I’m really sorry about that.  Sucks to be you.

will k y intense work for lesbians

As far as I know, lesbians still have all the same juicy parts as us “regular” girls, right?  So why would you think that a stimulating lube for girls wouldn’t work for you, too?  I mean, am I missing something?

USA is had a wide knowledge of looking at

Huh?  English much?  How did this even get to me?  I’m so confused.  I think they were, too.

my cerebral palsy child will not stop laughing

Now, I don’t have a child with CP, only a nephew (who incidentally is getting a 4.0 GPA in his middle school now, I’m such a proud aunt), so I’m not the foremost expert on laughter in this instance.  But my friend Cheryl has an adorable little girl with CP, so I asked her if this could be a problem.  Here is her reply:  I would think not… But, maybe if it’s scary giggling and chasing after you with a butcher knife?

see her applying ky gel before sex free pics

Wow!  You must have been really disappointed when you landed here.  Sorry.