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Perfectly Average

Kindergarten School Picture

Today was my first ever parent-teacher conference and it wasn’t quite as I’d expected.  I don’t really know what exactly I did expect, but I didn’t get whatever it was.

Really, I think I expected Mr. A’s teacher to tell me he was the brilliant child I’ve always known him to be.  I mean, the kid knows everything, he say’s so himself.  I did get a “he is a very bright child,” but somehow it wasn’t enough for me.  They showed me his test scores and he was perfectly average.  Right on target for a boy his age.  Well, he did test slightly above average in reading.  That’s something, right?

Apparently he is bright, helpful and very social (duh).  He also has a knack for knowing exactly what’s going on at every station in his classroom at all times.  I think that takes some kind of special brilliant skill.

I couldn’t help but be disappointed.

I guess I’m just one of those mom’s that really thinks her child is something more.  Something more than just average.

Perfectly average.

Perfectly wonderful.

And handsome.

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I'm Sucking at this Kindergarten Crap

rememberI really hope that the school doesn’t penalize the students for their parents being idiots.  Because if they do, Mr. A. is in BIG trouble!

A permission slip came home last week because his class will be going to the pumpkin patch.  I looked at it and then set it down in a pile.  I have piles everywhere.  Organized chaos….right?  Well Bob took him to school this morning and when he came home he asked “does Anthony have everything he needs for his field trip?”

WHAT?!

Oh shit!

I went frantically digging through piles looking for the permission slip.  I hadn’t ever even returned it.  I was so upset thinking that my little baby was going to be left in his classroom all alone because his mother sucked.  How could he forgive me?

I found the slip in a pile of papers that came from school.  In the pile is a family homework project that I forgot about, too.  Score:  0 -2.  Nice.

Reading the slip I discover that his field trip is NOT today.  Thank GOD!  It’s actually next Tuesday.  BUT, I was supposed to have the slip signed and returned by yesterday.  Oops.

Does this happen to anyone else or am I just particularly lame?  I am supposed to help him with homework about once a week.  I forget.  Papers need to go back to school.  I forget.  I’m supposed to send lunch money to the school.  I forget.  I sign up for snacks…that’s right…I forget.

Can I blame pregnancy brain?

I do have a calendar.  I should use it, but I forget.

I hope I remember to pack him a lunch next Tuesday…

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My Comedian

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Mr. A. Sez.

I haven’t done a Mr. A. Sez in a while.  But what he did the other day was so freaking funny that I wanted to share.

Remember a while back I did this giveaway for Durex?  Well, Mr. A. came out of the kitchen with the little frozen Quiver package (that I haven’t even gotten to try yet…BOB!).  Here is what they look like:

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Mr. A:  “Mommy, what’s this?”

Me:  *trying not to laugh* “uummm, those are mommy’s”

A:  “But what are they?  Can I have one?”

I’m sure he thought they must be some sort of Popsicle/ice cream treat

Me:  “no, please put them back in the freezer”

A:  “What are they?”

Me:  “uumm….they are mommy’s medicine.  Put them back!”

Thank god he accept that explanation because I’m not sure what else I could have said to deter him.

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Wordless Wednesday ~ Seat Belt Solution

We were driving home from our Easter Bunny visit this weekend.  Mr. A. (And Eddie in the back) were snoozing away.  Well, if you have a large child in a booster sleep then you know they are not really that great for napping.  Mr. A. was flopping all over.  It was both sad and hysterical.  DH was sitting in the back with him, he took off his belt and cinched him up!  LOL!  He slept peacefully the whole way home.

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