The twins are in full competition force.  They are hysterical!  They fight over everything.

I ask “who farted?”

And they go:

“I did!”

“No, I did!”

“No, I did!”

back and forth.

“Who’s gotta go pee pee?”
“I do!”
“No, I do”
“No, I do!”

“No, I go peepee”
No, I go peepee”

Back and forth it goes

Today they were sitting on the potties and Dennis told me his tummy hurt.  So Eddie chimed in, “my tummy hurt, too!”  and it began…”mine hurts!” No, mine!” “No, mine!”

*rolling my eyes*

They are only two.  What’s it going to be like when they are teenagers?  I shudder to think.